Thursday, 26 March 2009

THIS IS LIVING.

I meant to go to Morrisons and do my weekly shop after I came home from Uni today but then I found Crocodile Dundee II was on FilmFour and so I forwent a healthy nutritious evening meal in favour of a load of cheesey Wotsits I found lurking at the back of my cupboard while I watched everybodys favourite outback adventurer naively blunder his charming way through 'modern' New York City. Again.

As Paul Hogans freezeframed smile faded to credits I realised there was still plenty of time to go shopping but ultimately felt too digusted with myself to show my face in public. But, was this because I gorged myself on Wotsits or because I watched Crocodile Dundee II and enjoyed it?

Answers on a postcard.

Also: A seemingly topless man maniacly levitating an orange sponge slice with his mind...

2 comments:

  1. I thought it was a pet orange thing, and the topless man was tickling him/she/it.

    By the way I'm going to comment every single one of your posts. Heres to hoping my antics wont make you sick in a week or two. :D

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