As Paul Hogans freezeframed smile faded to credits I realised there was still plenty of time to go shopping but ultimately felt too digusted with myself to show my face in public. But, was this because I gorged myself on Wotsits or because I watched Crocodile Dundee II and enjoyed it?
Answers on a postcard.
Also: A seemingly topless man maniacly levitating an orange sponge slice with his mind...


I thought it was a pet orange thing, and the topless man was tickling him/she/it.
ReplyDeleteBy the way I'm going to comment every single one of your posts. Heres to hoping my antics wont make you sick in a week or two. :D
*vomits uncontrollably*
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