As Paul Hogans freezeframed smile faded to credits I realised there was still plenty of time to go shopping but ultimately felt too digusted with myself to show my face in public. But, was this because I gorged myself on Wotsits or because I watched Crocodile Dundee II and enjoyed it?
Answers on a postcard.
Also: A seemingly topless man maniacly levitating an orange sponge slice with his mind...


